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1) How to survive a garden gnome attack: defend yourself when the lawn warriors strike (and they will)
Author
Publisher
Ten Speed Press
Pub. Date
2010.
Language
English
Description
A tongue-in-cheek reference on how to prevent, prepare for, and ward off a home invasion by garden gnomes, citing their growing populations and intrusive presence in pop culture, with case histories of human-versus-gnome clashes.
Author
Publisher
Chronicle Books
Pub. Date
[2023]
Language
English
Description
"Din Djarin, the terse Mandalorian bounty hunter, travels the galaxy with the adorable Grogu in tow. Whether he is keeping Grogu from messing with the ship's controls or stopping him from using the Force to steal extra snacks, Mando?s lessons as a caretaker will be instantly fun and recognizable to all families. Brown's colorful all-ages style and spin complement the show's gritty milieu while accentuating the sweetness of the found family at the...
Publisher
Warner Bros./Jack
Pub. Date
[2009]
Language
English
Description
Multi-platinum selling artist and Grammy nominee Bill Engvall is one of America's most beloved and talented comedians, and he's back with a comedy special of all-new material. Taped on location at the Vic Theater in Chicago, Aged and Confused is packed with all the insightful stylings that have propelled his career to the forefront of the comedy scene. While he has starred in several movies and TV shows, his roots are on the stage in front of a live...
Author
Publisher
St. Martin's Press
Pub. Date
2023.
Language
English
Description
"Stand-up is all well and good, but observational humor that's funny and warm may work best in books. And Tom Papa, whose loyal audiences are packed with "date night" couples of all ages, has perfected the form. In We're All In This Together, Papa's thirty-seven short essays tackle these universal American topics, among others: -Love for Your First Car ("To Buy or Lease") -The Truth about Personal Hygiene ("How You Know When It's Time to Go") -Date...
Author
Publisher
Atheneum Books for Young Readers
Pub. Date
2019.
Lexile measure
470L
Language
English
Description
From the bestselling duo behind Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs comes the long-awaited sequel to Animals Should Definitely Not Wear Clothing, which shows us a hilarious new group of animals that shouldn't, ever ever ever, dress like humans. Everyone knows that snakes and billy goats and walruses should definitely not wear clothing, but there are actually lots more animals that should definitely not wear clothing ... Because a frog might jump out...
Author
Publisher
Simon & Schuster Audio
Pub. Date
[2024]
Language
English
Description
Bill Maher revisits more than a decade of editorial segments from his show Real Time on free speech, cops, drugs, race, religion, the generations, cancel culture, and more, rewriting, reimagining, updating them, and adding new material to speak exactly to the moment we're in.
Author
Series
Garfield volume 3
Publisher
Ballantine Books
Pub. Date
1985.
Language
English
Description
It's the third of the best of Garfield. You know him, you love him, you can't get enough, so here he is, collected in one glorious volume of irrascible lovability. Garfield weighs in for fun and tips the scales of laughter once again! A collection of Sunday comics about the antics of Garfield the cat.
Author
Publisher
Random House
Pub. Date
[2024]
Language
English
Description
"Calvin Trillin can write just about anything--and has. He covered the Civil Rights movement in the South for Time, chronicled stories from small towns and cities for The New Yorker, and wrote comic poetry for The Nation. He has been called "perhaps the finest reporter in America" (The Miami Herald), "our funniest food writer" (The New Yorker), and "one of the most brilliant humorists of our time" (Charleston Post and Courier). But one of his favorite...
Publisher
Universal Pictures Home Entertainment
Pub. Date
[2021]
Language
English
Description
Before he can marry Angela, her police officer brother James has Ben join him on a twenty-four-hour patrol of Atlanta; police rookie Ben accompanies his soon-to-be brother-in-law James to Miami on a lead that threatens both the case James is working on and Ben's upcoming wedding; after losing his job as a successful salesman, Teddy finds he must go back to school to try to get his GED; stand-up comedy performance by Kevin Hart.
Author
Series
Big Nate volume 29
Publisher
Andrews McMeel Publishing
Pub. Date
[2023]
Accelerated Reader
IL: MG - BL: 3 - AR Pts: 1
Lexile measure
GN 360L
Language
English
Description
"What's middle school without a crisis? Sixth-grader Nate Wright would love to find out, but the emergencies are piling up fast. A gang of eighth-graders steals Nate's favorite lunch spot. Alan Chen chooses a new name (hint: it begins with N) in a brazen attack on Nate's uniqueness. And when a post-hypnotic suggestion works a little TOO well, the lovable Chad becomes P.S. 38's unlikeliest bully. Is Nate any match for Bad Chad? Can he fly under the...