From the Book - Large Print - Large print edition.
5. Well, Doctor, I Was Just Trying to Lie Down 39 --
6. Rule Number 1: Follow All Rules 44 --
7. Take Me Out to the Ballpark 50 --
9. A Visit to the Barbershop 61 --
13. Consuming Pleasures 85 --
15. Junk-Food Heaven 97 --
16. How to Have Fun at Home 103 --
17. Tales of the North Woods 108 --
18. Cupholder Revolution 117.
From the Book - Regular Print - First trade paperback edition.
5. Well, Doctor, I Was Just Trying to Lie Down 17 --
6. Rule Number 1: Follow All Rules 20 --
7. Take Mc Out to the Ballpark 24 --
9. A Visit to the Barbershop 31 --
13. Consuming Pleasures 47 --
15. Junk-Food Heaven 55 --
16. How to Have Fun at Home 59 --
17. Tales of the North Woods 63 --
18. Cupholder Revolution 69 --
20. Friendly People 77 --
21. Why Everyone Is Worried 81 --
25. Inefficiency Report 97 --
26. Why No One Walks 101 --
27. Wide-Open Spaces 105 --
28. Snoopers at Work 109 --
29. Lost at the Movies 113 --
30. Gardening with My Wife 117 --
32. A Day at the Seaside 125 --
33. On Losing a Son 129 --
34. Highway Diversions 133 --
35. Fall in New England 138 --
36. Best American Holiday 142 --
37. Deck the Halls 146 --
38. Fun in the Snow 151 --
39. Mysteries of Christmas 155 --
40. Life in a Cold Climate 159 --
41. Hail to the Chief 163 --
42. Lost in Cyberland 167 --
43. Your Tax Form Explained 171 --
45. Waste Generation 179 --
46. A Slight Inconvenience 185 --
47. At the Drive-In 189 --
48. Drowning in Red Tape 194 --
49. Life's Mysteries 198 --
53. In Praise of Diners 214 --
54. Shopping Madness 218 --
55. Fat of the Land 222 --
56. Your New Computer 226 --
57. How to Rent a Car 231 --
59. Flying Nightmare 239 --
60. Enough Already 243 --
63. Rules for Living 256 --
66. Last Night on the Titanic 269 --
68. Life's Technicalities 277 --
69. An Address to the Graduating Class of Kimball Union Academy, Meriden, New Hampshire 281 --
70. Coming Home: Part II 285.