From the Book - Large Print - Large print.
Saturday Night Live (not the drug part)
Saturday Night Live (the drug part)
Saturday Night Live (the part where I leave)
I attempt to litigate comedy
Hermann the German and the pill-out couch
Tax-dodging, rape-joking pornographer for Senate
Franni saves the campaign
"Has it gotten that bad?!"
"It's close, it's very close"
I actually become a senator
What gets me out of bed in the morning
The case of Perry Mason's lost case
Never give the staff credit
The Koch brothers hate your grandchildren
We build a DeHumorizer(TM)
Lies and the lying liar who got himself elected President
I attend a presidential inauguration
Being as good as the people we serve.
From the Book - Regular Print - First hardcover edition.
1 Why I'm a Democrat 5 --
2 How I Became a Comedian 10 --
3 Saturday Night Live (Not the Drug Part) 21 --
4 Saturday Night Live (The Drug Part) 30 --
5 Saturday Night Live (The Part Where I Leave) 39 --
7 A 99 Percent Improvement 51 --
8 Year of the Bean Feed 63 --
10 I Attempt to Litigate Comedy 86 --
11 Hermann the German and the Pull-Out Couch 91 --
13 Harry and Chuck 100 --
15 Twixt Cup and Lip 114 --
16 Public Opprobrium 119 --
17 My First Powwow 136 --
18 Tax-Dodging, Rape-Joking Pornographer for Senate 145 --
19 Franni Saves the Campaign 152 --
20 "Has It Gotten That Bad?!" 160 --
21 "It's Close, It's Very Close" 168 --
23 Welcome to the NFL 182 --
24 I Actually Become a Senator 186 --
25 My First Big Win* 190 --
26 What Gets Me out of Bed in the Morning 196 --
27 Case of Perry Mason's Lost Case 199 --
28 Angel and the Devil 203 --
29 Never Give the Staff Credit 212 --
30 Letting My Id Run Amok 219 --
32 Operation Curdle 235 --
33 Health Care: Now What? 247 --
34 I Meet George W. Bush 267 --
35 The 64 Percent Rule 271 --
36 My Republican Friends 283 --
39 Cracks in My Soul 314 --
40 Koch Brothers Hate Your Grandchildren 329 --
41 No Whining on the Yacht 335 --
43 We Build a DeHumorizer™ 349 --
44 I Get Reelected 359 --
45 Lies and the Lying Liar Who Got Himself Elected President 367 --
46 I Attend a Presidential Inauguration 376 --
47 Being as Good as the People We Serve 386.